Dearly beloved
we are gathered here today
to join this couple in unholy estrangement.
If any one object to this severance,
speak now or forever hold your peace.
These two lovers share an abhorrence so strong,
it would make Lucifer himself cringe.
Oh, do speak now malignant Mephistopheles!
For I fear it will be too late all too soon.
Dont you see what you are doing to your beloved?
Or do you only care about yourself,
you parsimonious pig!
Next youre going to bring Them into this.
Dont you have enough to quarrel about?
Dont you see theyre blaming themselves
Dearly Beloved!
please, stop this duet f